The whole speaking kind words thing is very difficult when so many of my non-Muslim friends and I have developed such deep friendships over the years that truly the only appropriate way to express our affection for each other is by calling each other terrible, sometimes profane names.

isn't that odd?

Looking at the daily Muslim prayer schedule, one gets the impression that Islam as a religion would tend to create people of particular punctuality and time-management skills. Anyone who knows actual Muslim people also knows that this is not the case.