now when I make fun of Christians I feel sorta bad, like I'm not in the club, not even a member in poor-standing anymore, so I've lost my right to make fun of the club.

On the plus side, I can make fun of Muslims forever.

first attempt at a Muslim joke:
"You know how normal people check themselves out when they see themselves in a mirror? Well Ahmed's so religious that when he sees himself in a mirror he lowers his gaze."


(well, it's gonna take some practice)