Muslims in public restrooms crack me up.
This one is sticking his bare feet into the sink
That one is going into the bathroom stall with a well-used water bottle
Another one is cleaning his ears between wet fingertips
And sometimes they bow their heads in embarrassment
When they sense (or imagine) the shocked eyes of silent passers-through
But other times they see each other and they share a quiet, secretive smile that says:
“I know you. I know what you’re about.”